By all accounts, she almost drowned

    When she was six in frigid water

    And I can confirm she made

    A curious child, ever reviled

    By everyone except her own father

    With a quite bewitching face

    Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless

    Excellent fun till you get to know her

    Then she runs like it's a race

    Behind her back, her best mates laughed

    And they nicknamed her The Bolter

    Started with a kiss

    "Oh, we must stop meeting like this"

    But it always ends up with a town car speeding

    Out the drive one evening

    Ended with the slam of a door

    Then he'll call her a whore

    Wish he wouldn't be sore

    But as she was leaving

    It felt like breathing

    All her ****in' lives

    Flashed before her eyes

    It feels like the time

    She fell through the ice

    Then came out alive

    He was a cad, wanted her bad

    Just like any good trophy hunter

    And she liked the way it tastes

    Taming a bear, making him care

    Watching him jump then pulling him under

    And at first blush, this is fate

    When it's all roses, portrait poses

    Central Park Lake in tiny rowboats

    What a charming Saturday

    That's when she sees the littlest leaks

    Down in the floorboards

    And she just knows

    She must bolt

    Started with a kiss

    "Oh, we must stop meeting like this"

    But it always ends up with a town car speeding

    Out the drive one evening

    Ended with the slam of a door

    Then he'll call her a whore

    Wish he wouldn't be sore

    But as she was leaving

    It felt like breathing

    All her ****in' lives

    Flashed before her eyes

    It feels like the time

    She fell through the ice

    Then came out alive

    She's been many places with

    Men of many faces

    First they're off to the races

    And she's laughing drawin' aces

    But, none of it is changin'

    That the chariot is waitin'

    Hearts are hers for the breakin'

    There's escape in escaping

    Started with a kiss

    "Oh, we must stop meeting like this"

    But it always ends with a town car speeding

    Out the drive one evenin'

    Ended with the slam of a door

    But she's got the best stories

    You can be sure

    That as she was leaving

    It felt like freedom

    All her ****in' lives

    Flashed before her eyes

    And she realized

    It feels like the time

    She fell through the ice

    Then came out alive